I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.

Prosperity is a great teacher adversity a greater.
~Author : William Hazlitt Famous Quotes

I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
~Author : Roy G Blount Jr Inspirational Sayings

Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the others
~Author : Miguel Cerbantes Nice Quotes

Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!
~Author : William Shakespeare Great Sayings

We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.
~Author : Vincent Canby Meaningful Sayings

By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
~Author : Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Meditations Wise Quotes

There are three arts which are concerned with all things one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
~Author : Plato Motivational Sayings

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter
~Author : Woody Allen Famous Quotes